Divorce Yoda

Friend or acquaintance that is divorced, with little or no connection to your ex, who provides support and guidance to a during the process of a divorce. They listen, give feedback and perspective, are a shoulder to cry on, and remind you that it gets better. May also be a good wing person or make out buddy, as long as they prioritize your tender heart over theirs.

My Divorce Yoda talked me down after my ex changed their mind, again, about wanting to keep or sell the house. They helped me see my frustration was more about my freedom than the decision.

by Jenny Cool September 7, 2022

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Soda Yoda

A Soda Yoda is a soda whose drinker talks like the Star Wars character Yoda the whole time he drinks the soda. For example, instead of saying "this soda is yummy," a Soda Yoda would say, "yummy this soda is."

"That guy talks funny and he's got a cup in his hand--must be a Soda Yoda!" "Finish this soda, I must, for a Soda Yoda, I am."

by WaffleNY January 4, 2012

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Baby Yoda

Not the meme of the decade.

Baby Yoda is not the meme of the decade.

by badger tim December 20, 2019

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young yoda

An apprentice or a hero/ine in the making. A person that is still not at that jedi level yet, but is destined for greatness

Nice one young yoda, you shall soon be a master of disguise

by SpotMaster August 6, 2008

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Baby Yoda

a stupid little goblin fuck that deserves to be shoved in a blender.
baby yoda is responsible for multiple crimes, including inadvertently starting the war of 1812.
nasty little goblin baby.
from the mandalorian tv show.

god i want to play Baby Yoda's ribs with a mallet like a xylophone

by Half of 0 January 21, 2020

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