work

It is like how hoes u got or how many nihhahz u playin

I had to hang up on my work when my hubby walked in the room

by Michelle May 13, 2005

work

Something you say when someone is so beat they are living for the gods.

Watching Naomi Campbell walking down the runway you would yell out "WORK!"

by Dalton Heinrich December 25, 2007

The Works

A sexual act in which the male finishes off by penatrating the female anally. He ejaculates in said females asshole. He then pulls his penis out of the cornhole and begins to eat out the females ass, cleaning it in a way that no badet could ever compete with. Much more effective and life essential than simply Car Washing your companion (eating an ejaculate free butthole). Hence the term "The Works." This term is a shortened version of the full name act known as "Car Wash with the Works."

Matt: "So how did it go with Priscilla last night"

Joseph: "Dude, it was truly worth the wait man. She fucked me like a pornstar. I was my usual horse like self."

Matt: "That's sick man, tell me she was down with The Works"

Joseph: "Cmmmmmaaaaan Matt.... You know I live for that shit! Of course i gave her The Works!"

by JamesBostick1947 August 20, 2012

worked

Taking control of an awkward or boring conversation.

Punklicious21: guess what
Punklicious21: i got my nose pireced
Punklicious21: go look at the pics
ImEmerican25: no thanks
Punklicious21: GO
ImEmerican25: no
ImEmerican25: I got a prince albert
ImEmerican25: go look at the pics
ImEmerican25: WORKED

by Jeff Render August 10, 2006

It's not working

Rasta lyrics to sing when the drum machine is stuck on one beat, the bassist is too high play anything but one chord and the guitarist is a grinning retard who isn't playing anything at all. Just rock it.

*boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom*

"Dude, I guess it's not working."

by chainy10 April 2, 2010

work

1. crack cocaine
2. acid or lsd
3. a place where you are paid for your time and effort
4. lowerclass people who do things like clean a rich persons house or mow their lawn

1. "Hey man I got that all white work!"
2. "Yeah, Ill be at the lot all day with my work"
3. "ah crap...I gotta be at work in 20"
4. "Oh we -never- socialize with the work"

by dave m w November 17, 2007

work

something rather annoying that can interrupt the journey between bed and the pub

Jim winced when he realised that he had walked into the pub where he actually worked instead of the nice one where he only drank and went to the toilet.

by Ted Horsepower December 9, 2008