thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse

someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos

by Doctor idc July 15, 2021

Thor

A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human

Thor is a German shorthaired pointer dog

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.

Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!

by THE Thor May 25, 2011

Thor

God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.

A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.

During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️

Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.

Thor

by Cuccigang August 14, 2018

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022