The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.
"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."
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when you as a wingman/woman, manage to score, or rather get lucky, with one of the persons you were to distract away from the persons you were playing wingman/woman for.
Dude 1: So, I was being a wingman for my buddy, and I got the younger sister. Later that night, I totally wingscored!
Dude 2: Awesome!!
Dude 2: Awesome!!
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Get the Winston break mug.When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.
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Get the Winstoned mug.me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.
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