Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009
Get the pissing into the wind mug.A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
Get the French Wind mug.An exploit in Breath of the Wild in which the player enters bullet time mode trailed by two remote bombs. The farther away bomb is detonated, knocking the closer one into Link, causing him to fly away at speeds the game engine usually can’t comprehend.
A Wind bomb is very precise, it took me weeks to cry consistent at them(that is a true statement for me).
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"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
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