willy waggle

Willy waggle is to comicly waggle your non erect penis over the face of your partner.

"Aye, so last night I willy waggled yer hot sister"

by Steve-oM September 13, 2006

willy wanka

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

by eggpoop October 23, 2013

Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying

by SaltySB October 11, 2011

willing prey

A young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 35, who is sexually involved with an older woman (known as a cougar or MILF).

Willing prey are playfully "hunted" and seduced by cougars.

A college guy who allows himself to be seduced and used for sex by a middle-aged housewife is considered to be "willing prey" for the cougar.

by DirtyDD81 September 20, 2009

Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

wet willy

a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.

"i gave that asshole a wet will"
"that asshole gave me a wet willy"

by the_jinx April 1, 2003