Crab-Hound

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).
"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."
by BananaGeorge March 06, 2010
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Hound Rope

Hound Rope - The faecal matter from canines, which comes in the form of a long smooth piece of cord.

A polite word for dog shit.
Have you seen the state of my lawn Mr Plimm, it is peppered with and hound rope. Get Podge Boff to clean it at once.
by Corky Cork June 22, 2010
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mouth hound

n. A man who cares not for pussy, and for mouth(s) only on his cock. Etymology: borrowing from pussy hound, decoupling pussy. Nota bene-- A woman who enjoys any sort of attention to her pussy is advised to avoid the mouth hound.
"Rolf is such a mouth hound! He is _always_ on the hunt for a new mouth to swallow his cock."
by pozzuoli69 March 08, 2016
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Bottle hound

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.
Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.
by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020
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Hound Barrier

That point where, despite your best efforts, the sound of your food wrapper penetrates the surrounding air and noises and makes its way to your "sound asleep" dog's ears waking him and drawing him to the anticipated food source
Despite his best efforts, the crinkling noise of Bill's burger broke the hound barrier and his dog came running for a bite of it.
by Sheltielover71 February 08, 2013
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Clout Hound

A dog purchased by a social media retard to flex or some shit
by Ano Naymous June 04, 2018
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cougar hound

A young man who prefers romantic (sexual) relationships with significantly older women.
Zach's dating another woman who's old enough to be his mom! What a cougar hound.
by vocabftw April 11, 2010
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