Wilburing

To skip all of the story in any video game

Guy 1: Hey, what did you think of the ending to the new assassins creed?
Guy 2: I didn't care. I was just Wilburing my way through

by SwigittySwoogity June 19, 2016

Wilbur..cute

Wilbur..cute is the best Wilbur fp I hope one of this dsmp people notice her I love her and she’s my idol

Wilbur..cute

by Wilbur..cute June 18, 2021

Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

Wilbur

A very loving cat i had *sigh* NO NO I STILL HAVE HIM but Wilburs are usally of the male gender and are very loyal when they want to be, they tend to have chubby cute faces.

Wilbur: Hey everybody
Everyone: wOw ItS ThE wiLB FrOm okLAHoma

wilbur: ...
Everyone else: *faints*

by CAT_CRAZY May 28, 2021

wilbur

i eat his cock 😳😳😳🥺🥺🥺🌞🌞

hottie omg hottie daddy wilbur hottie 👹👹👹

by wilbursimp November 21, 2021

Wilbur

An amazing guy if you don’t love him then you’re crazy and if you do love him you’re quite poggers wilbur is a handsome lad who will always make your day weather you hear is name or hear him singing it’ll always make you smile if you have a Wilbur in your life keep him!

Wilbur is my husband

You are quite poggers

by Phoenix Marriot October 7, 2021

rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).

Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.

by Ulare4 October 6, 2022