i have a wide stance 

Bullet-proof excuse for soliciting sex from the man in the next cubicle in the men's room. Commonly used in concert with the even more convincing "I'm not gay."

Man 1: "Why did you attempt to grab my penis?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you wearing pantyhoses and high heels?"
Man 2: "I have a wide stance."

Man 1: "Why are you such an asshole?"
Kim Jung Il: "I have a wide stance."

i have a wide stance by Madmoses September 14, 2007

wideo 

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

wideo by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

wide open 

Origin: Chicago A state in which a person is pussy whipped, or "sprung" Friends can easily tell that you exibit charicteristics of love.

Jimmy's wide open boy, he bought his girl a rock.

wide open by blake dressel May 21, 2006

Stick-Man Lemon-Wedge 

Act upon which two men preform the act of scissoring with their buttocks. Also can be similar to when two men stick their penis's into one another.

Henry is such a stick-man lemon-wedge!

Stick-Man Lemon-Wedge by Master Toasty Diamond May 21, 2009

Wide open 

Wide open: full throttle when driving a tractor. Used to describe individuals who are without caution or restraint, who have full energy or passion. No correlation to a woman's legs.

That child is wide open today. Did someone give him sugar?

Wide open by Sister Nich September 1, 2019

Balls Wide 

For One To Give All That He/She Has. As If To Combine The Terms Wide Open, And Balls Deep; Both Implying Giving All You Got.

Our Devastation Run Was Balls Wide.

I Went Balls Wide On That Marathon.

Balls Wide by Kalem Day September 7, 2008

Wideo 

Used mainly in Western Scotland/Glasgow area. Someone who is street smart and usually a bit cocky. Knows the patter, knows criminals and is probably half criminal themselves. A bit dodgy and a bit of a prick.

Person 1 'A see so and so got a new B.M.W , how the fuck did he manage that wan?' Person 2 'Fuck knows mate, you know whit that fuckin wideos like, he's probably robbed somecunt'

Wideo by CroccyLc September 19, 2017