Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.

Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

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Freedom Whoopie

Having consensual sexual relations with an American woman shortly after crossing the southern border illegally.

I had my first Freedom Whoopie with a white this weekend

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When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

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The act of eating a Red Velvet confectionery out of a female anus.

Hey Johnny, I just bought this red velvet cupcake so I can give Jenny a Yummy Whoopie Cushion

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When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon

My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night

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When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

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When you have sex with a girl from Maine but she’s on her period and you cum in her and eat it out.

Random guy: sorry bro, I’m giving her a red velvet whoopie pie
You: damn.

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