Whoa-mance

female version of "bromance"
two females completely relating on a level that is totally heterosexual yet mentally stimulating, witty even.

feeding off eachothers wittiness and crackin jokes, we realized this was the start of a beautiful "whoa-mance"

by mskonception September 30, 2009

Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".

"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"

by mirandamirandamiranda May 16, 2012

Whoa

Whoa is like a 2019 dab lmao. It started on tik tok

Maria: do you know how to whoa?
Sara: Yes! I learned from tik tok

by candywhoa September 18, 2019

Tale of Whoa!

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.

He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!

by Monkey's Dad July 06, 2021

whoa shit

When the shit is whoa

That was a whoa shit moment

by Nathaniel Gay December 01, 2019

Wee Whoa

The genitals of a human being regardless of gender.

Jimmy was so zesty from the newest issue of his favorite erotic magazine that he had to fully juice his wee whoa three times before finishing reading the issue.

by Gay Billie Goat September 23, 2020

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 07, 2016