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whistling carrots

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"
by Corinthio October 14, 2023
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Wristing

When you spit on your wrist and smell it. It smells awful but can get you high.
Ted: Can you do some gaming?
Hampton: Maybe in like 15 minutes I gotta do some wristing.
by Plundering Phil January 22, 2024
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Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.
My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.
by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024
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Whiting

A piece of shit. Will laugh really loud at not funny hurtful jokes. Some might even say they are a jerk
Look at that piece of shit whiting sitting in the office not doing anything again
by Fonz August 14, 2025
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Fleck Whiting

A German spotted camouflaged lovebiter, also commonly referred to as a "Knutschfleck Whiting" or a "Flecktarn Whiting."
When a Fleck Whiting comes in for the bite, be wary of it's camouflage concealment. Once bitten by a Fleck, there is no turning back!
by beenerhead July 27, 2010
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Derek Whittingham

The most awesome person you will ever meet, the show Dragon Ball,Z and GT are depicted about his life, and how he gets "Whittingham Rage" through his bloodline. This person is IT, and by IT we mean HE'S IT, the one and only god that is amazing at everything he does, he is Chuck Norris' Father followed by his younger brother God, He smashed over 9000 girls box'. He is the hope of the universe, He is the answer to all living things that cry out for peace, He is protector of the innocent, He is the light in the darkness, He is Truth.... He is the Ally to good! and a Nightmare to you!!
Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? No! It's Derek Whittingham!!!!

FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME!
by The Energy Knight April 16, 2011
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walter whiting

the residual sag in your old, stretched out whitey tighties.
"Dude, did you shit your pants?"... "Nah I'm just Walter Whiting"
by republic-of-labia January 8, 2014
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