whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

Whisker Biscuit

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

by Mike May 6, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

A hairy vagina

She was so hot that I ate her whisker biscuit anyway.

by VannoWar July 12, 2009

taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

banana whisker

The act of taking 99 bananas and placing it in a girls vagina cavity and have the muscle contract, while making a spinning motion to open the bottle, then drinking the liquor.

Dude, last night brad gave brittany a banana whisker.

by randomguy 54646 June 18, 2018

dragon whiskers

when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your jizzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.

jen was pissed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!

by tkpizzle July 25, 2012

whisker biscuts

when your fuckin a girl with a bush and you pull out and bust a nut into the bush. when it dries there will be biscuts in her whiskers

i was fuckin your mom the other day and i totally gave her whisker biscuts without her knowing it.

by stromerson November 12, 2009