spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016

Whacker backer

A joint with weed and tobacco

oy dickhead i just rolled a fat whacker backer

dash me the lighter i got a nice whacker backer

by coughcoughcouhgasdfa August 26, 2019

butt whacker

A term for a gay male, usually referring to tops.

That butt whacker had a funeral for his cock so he could bury it in Jerry's ass.

by 1234567asd October 19, 2017

whacker

A person who is absurdly obsessed with public safety equipment, vehicles, radios (motorola APX), etc. This person will also blow thousands of dollars on this equipment just to use it illegally. Finally, they will show off their whacker shit to act cool when nobody things they are cool.

That dude with an apx is such a whacker!

by ctpenguin11 August 25, 2025

Tally Whacker

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021