Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation

"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"

by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020

jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!

The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!

by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021

vag-split ween

The genitalia of a transgender woman.

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 4, 2021

Bent-O-Ween

Like the similar sounding holiday that happens to fall on the same day; Bent-O-Ween/Bentoween is a tradition on the 31st October for faggits wanting to get spooky!

You coming Frick Or treating on Bent-O-Ween bro?

What’s your Bent-O-Ween costume this year?

I’m on the Trussen

by Trussen January 15, 2024

Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell

Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?

by Trussen February 13, 2024

spring o' ween

pop a lady boner (or gay equivalent)

A fine man walked by and it made me spring o' ween!

by swagger0010 March 28, 2025