wank weasel

An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.

Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.

by TheMexicanMashbanana December 17, 2022

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Get the wank weaselmug.

whacking the weasel

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

by JaYceE October 5, 2003

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Get the whacking the weaselmug.

bitch weasel

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain

1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.

by Genna May 4, 2004

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Get the bitch weaselmug.

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010

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