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Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.
I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.
by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005
mugGet the Shipping Weaselmug.

whacking the weasel

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.
by JaYceE October 5, 2003
mugGet the whacking the weaselmug.

bitch weasel

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain
1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.
by Genna May 4, 2004
mugGet the bitch weaselmug.

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010
mugGet the Pen Weaselmug.

Squeeze The Weasel

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.
Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos
by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007
mugGet the Squeeze The Weaselmug.

Weasel Dick

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
Why doesn't this weasel dick get a life and leave me alone?
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009
mugGet the Weasel Dickmug.

the pull of the weasel

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.
by John Meuser December 12, 2008
mugGet the the pull of the weaselmug.

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