Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.
I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.
by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

by JaYceE October 5, 2003

1) One of those sneaky, tacky, trampy chicks in a bar that get guys to buy them drinks and then ignore the guy for the rest of the night.
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain
2) A chick who uses guys for material gain
1) That poor guy over there get rolled by a nasty bitch monkey in fake Prada- he bought her whole group a round and then they left!
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.
2) My friend's sister is dating a super rich old guy who buys her stuff all the time- she's such a bitch weasel.
by Genna May 4, 2004

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.
by pantyteamaster September 30, 2010

by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007

A guy you have a low opinion of and don't want near you. A general pain in the ass and there is no other word to discribe him.
by yzbill55 April 25, 2009

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.
by John Meuser December 12, 2008
