blue skies

"Ok, Bob, see you at the drop zone next weekend." "Sounds good, blue skies!"
by Mr. Baker April 9, 2008
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ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
She was ski polling both guys until they came
by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014
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Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"
Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.
by BillShaite April 16, 2004
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apres skiing

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots
Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.
by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011
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shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
by geek.neo September 12, 2010
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ski pole

When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, her up and down motions resemble a skier using ski poles
Hey did u guys get a piece or what?
Yeah she ski poled us but nothin else
by Bill B April 23, 2003
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