Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

Warrening

Verb. Going down multiple connected rabbit holes and returning with useful/applicable information - even if that’s just a map of how these rabbit holes connect.

I’ve been warrening Zettelkasten, Obsidian and Journaling to improve my productivity…

I spent the day warrening on YouTube…

by mixmage July 20, 2023

Warrening

A man named Warren. Doing warren things

Warren is over there Warrening

by WashJai January 8, 2025

Local Warning

An underground skate thrash band from Emmett, Idaho. Known for their grimey guitars, razor sharp screams, and their ability to play around 200 beats per minute. Also appreciated and criticized by some for their anti-violent lyrics and drug free stance. They have adopted the genre name "Peace Punk."

I hate violence but love punk rock! "then go listen to local warning."

by RuskeAilgur September 3, 2009

Fallout Warning

The act of announcing to anyone in the room to not enter the toilets for a specified length of time after taking a particularly heinous dump

Person 1: I'd give that about 20 minutes guys, I just deported some Romanians

Person 2: Thanks for the fallout warning

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

hot warning

A quick warning before someone gets into potential trouble

Wait, Adam. Let me give you a hot warning about this girl.

by deegotti December 13, 2017

meatball warning

Eat meatballs to increase the chances of significant accumulation when snow is in the forecast.

A meatball Warning is now in effect for the tristate area. meaning there is potential for a plowable snowfall and the more meatballs you eat, the better our chances for snow! The impact would be from Sunday night into Monday. So if you want snow, eat meatballs from now until the timeframe mentioned above.

by ellipsoidal May 14, 2018