Wangerd

Wan a man has full erection, and somebody else kicks him in the penis, causing it to go up at a 90 degree angle.

AH! Bill got wangerd.

by Jack notblack but white April 19, 2009

Fat Wanker

1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.

Mike Ashley is a Fat Wanker

by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010

Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008

Wankering

The act of getting wankered

I've had a long week Jim. I'm hankering for a wankering!

by homunculus123 April 29, 2020

iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011

Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wanderlust

German word, made from "wandern", which means walking, as in to take a walk, and "Lust", desire. Means a strong desire to travel. Also associated with discovering new places.

I feel Wanderlust

by queen ma August 6, 2015