watering hole

A watering hole is when you are engaging in anal sex and you pull out causing a large hole to appear. You must quickly fill the hole with water or a drink you would like. After this you can sip it out thus creating a water hole. Also you may fill the ass with salsa creating a perfect place to dip your chips

This girl let me give her a watering hole last night, and i definately was not hungry after it.

by the ZACH Daddie August 29, 2006

wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.

Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009

Watering the Pumpkins

To urinate on a woman's large breasts.

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.

by CozyMolar August 9, 2013

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

wildering

To wander around aimlessly (normally at home in your pyjamas) in a state of general non-achievement. Might be cognate with a sedate state of faffing.

(in email)

Morning! I'm up and about and generally wildering. Not much achieved this morning and no prospect of achievement in sight! X

by cycling pilot November 27, 2012

Walleting

The act of inserting items into or taking items out of ones wallet before or after a transaction. This term also may apply when accessing information from items previously placed in the wallet, such as an insurance card, identification or library card.

Dude hold up before you get into the car with your soda, I'm still walleting.

by Big_O_77 December 17, 2012

Waltzing Matilda

A phrase used to describe having sexual relations with a homeless person or "hobo." The phrase originated from an Australian Folk Song of the same name, which tells the story of a lonely "swagman" (a man who travels the country on foot looking for work) who carries all his belongings in a "Matilda" (a particular term for a bag). He sings affectionately to his Matilda because it is the only company he has.

Man, you were trashed last night. You committed a Waltzing Matilda.

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010