Here’s the thing

A term one says as they’re about to either give valid reasoning for something (often with a bit of sass) or spew absolute bullshit

Ex. A: “Here’s the thing; if you’re really trying to lose weight, you should probably avoid eating fast food every other day”

Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”

by ShamHolds July 14, 2018

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Not here for you

When a person comes for you in a shady or disrespectful manner and you neither have the time or interest in entertaining their unwanted hostility. You are staying that you are NOT here for their foolishness and therefore don't care to further engage the situation.

Person 1: I really don't like you and I can't stand when you come around, you're TRASH.

Person 2: I really don't give two shits what the fuck you think about me, I'm NOT here for you! Please dismiss yourself from my presence.

by ahhmrr September 18, 2017

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here of lay

This phrase was used in the 50's and 60's instead of saying the word lately.

Here of lay I haven't been feeling well.

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021

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here’s a prank

okay y’all so here’s a prank. take a syringe with ghost pepper sauce and squirt it in your friends juice box/pouch. it’s bound to be hotter than the mojave desert

here’s a prank

by ohh boiii August 13, 2019

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still here

The act of The New England Patriots still being the best team in the NFL for two decades straight despite doubters and haters worldwide.

Wow, I really thought the Patriots sucked this year. But since they won the Super Bowl again, I guess they are Still Here

by Tom Brady Lover6969 February 4, 2019

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here nor there

another way of saying "it doesn't matter" or "its irrelevent"

"It's here nor there Kyle that I should of taken the cat in to be declawed by now!! It was your responsibility to keep an eye on him, and since you didn't, he went into my room and tore my pantyhose to shreds! Now I gotta go and buy all new pairs and guess what...it's coming out of your allowance mister!!"

by TheMocker January 19, 2008

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