The shittiest little town ever. A place where most everything closes at 9 pm causing extreme boredom to anyone between the ages of 14-25. This causes people to have lots and lots of sex which explains why Visalia has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. Cows and goats are commonly seen in extremely random places throughout the town and their smell is constantly potent. There are more lifted trucks here than any other place in the world. Most people are "bros" or "brohoes." For fun, people often chill in the McCheveron or BJ's parking lot, drink alcohol or snort coak in garages, or take slutty pictures and post them on Facebook.
Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town.
Statistics:
Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high
People who use bump-its: extremely high
English speakers: below average
Crackheads: extremely high
Food Stamp users: extremely high
Fat people: extremely high
Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town.
Statistics:
Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high
People who use bump-its: extremely high
English speakers: below average
Crackheads: extremely high
Food Stamp users: extremely high
Fat people: extremely high
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King Viserys of the House Targaryen, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, the Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm. He is just the most handsome man in the Universe who had a very traumatic childhood causing his madness and killing him by pouring liquid gold on his head did not help him in any ways.
Also known as the Dagon, be very careful not to wake the dragon ( here meaning "be careful not to anger him") or you will end up dead, choked (not that some would mind), and possibly burnt, under a Dothraki horse.
He does not have many fans but those who worship him remain loyal to him till the end of time.
Not only does he have a perfect face, but he also has a smokin' hot body too. One look and you shall be sent to the land of fire and dragons, I'm telling you, this man is a snacc.
Then there is his hair, legend says that its royal gleam is enough to blind a continent.
Unfortunately, we did not get much of his royal highness as Viserys was killed in the sixth episode of the first season of Game Of Thrones, infuriating his devoted loyalists all over the globe.
He shall remain forever in our hearts and in the heart of his sister Daenerys too as she named one of her dragons Viserion proving that she did, in fact, care about him regardless the dreadful nightmares he made her suffer because in the end. To be regretted, that dragon died ironically, killed by ice.
King Viserys of the House Targaryen, First of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, the Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm. He is just the most handsome man in the Universe who had a very traumatic childhood causing his madness and killing him by pouring liquid gold on his head did not help him in any ways.
Also known as the Dagon, be very careful not to wake the dragon ( here meaning "be careful not to anger him") or you will end up dead, choked (not that some would mind), and possibly burnt, under a Dothraki horse.
He does not have many fans but those who worship him remain loyal to him till the end of time.
Not only does he have a perfect face, but he also has a smokin' hot body too. One look and you shall be sent to the land of fire and dragons, I'm telling you, this man is a snacc.
Then there is his hair, legend says that its royal gleam is enough to blind a continent.
Unfortunately, we did not get much of his royal highness as Viserys was killed in the sixth episode of the first season of Game Of Thrones, infuriating his devoted loyalists all over the globe.
He shall remain forever in our hearts and in the heart of his sister Daenerys too as she named one of her dragons Viserion proving that she did, in fact, care about him regardless the dreadful nightmares he made her suffer because in the end. To be regretted, that dragon died ironically, killed by ice.
slave 1: "look, that's Viserys Targaryen"
slave 2: "be careful not to call Viserys by his name, call him 'your majesty' or else you'll wake the dragon and then consider yourself choked"
slave 1: "well I wouldn't mind being choked by that god, especially if he does it with his thighs. Frankly, he could burn me to death and I would thank him"
slave 2: "be careful not to call Viserys by his name, call him 'your majesty' or else you'll wake the dragon and then consider yourself choked"
slave 1: "well I wouldn't mind being choked by that god, especially if he does it with his thighs. Frankly, he could burn me to death and I would thank him"
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"If you dont have a visa you can't come to England no more rye.If you get one entry you better make sure, you no run way...."
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