ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 8, 2007

A Rusty Venture

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.

HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.

BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable

by twenty-four November 25, 2010

Jesse Ventura

Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.

And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!

by TheRock April 12, 2005

Rusty Venture

As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.

He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.

by Meatbaal November 26, 2010

venture communist

1: a venture capitalist with a socialist background.

2: a commie capitalist

And we present team Zero, the Venture Communists!

by Zeta March 15, 2005

Vegemite Valley Venturer

A homosexual male. "Venturing into the Vegemite Valley"

I think they're Vegemite Valley Venturers

by Thomas May 29, 2004

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

I've given myself a few rusty ventures having not lost my virginity until i was 24.

by MADD415 November 26, 2010