valmorpharize

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

velo

A bicycle, but a bit fancy. Depending who you ask it's either French, or short for velocipede. A good way to get around.

Save the planet, ride a velo.

by Herbert Sherberton May 4, 2018

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

velocity_overflow

A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die

by your mom March 27, 2003

Escape Velocity

Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.

In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.

"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."

by London Poison April 14, 2010

valmorphanize

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

by jolt January 3, 2005

velocidactyl

A velociraptor-pterodactyl hybrid. Animal has the ability to run extremely fast, strike fiercely, and take flight. It's shriek can be heard for a circumference up to sixty square miles. Extremely intelligent and dangerous. Approach with caution.

"While traveling across Eastern Oregon my car broke down. I was lucky to have found a very rare velocidactyl to hitch a ride on to Portland."

by ergyu February 14, 2009