vegetable

the term used for any edible object used to pleasure oneself

usually inserted into the pussy
may also be inserted into the ass

Was that a cucumber in there?
No it was a banana.
Oh, wow she can take big vegetables

by yo May 13, 2004

vegetable

means you are very bad at something in chinese

ur so vegetable

by very vegetable September 4, 2022

vegetable platter

When there is an orgy of "vegetables". Scrawny men dipping their penises I'm ranch and inserting it into several women's vaginas.

Woah! That vegetable platter was so much fun last night. I can still smell the ranch!

by Willco11 October 31, 2015

Vegetables

Things u don’t like

Vegetables fucking suck

by Pokemike June 30, 2019

vegetable vendor somesh

Your mom

Bruh

I am
Vegetable vendor somesh

by Mosquitoe eater somesh November 23, 2021

Moonlit vegetable patch

Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.

Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!

by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010

vegetablising

Turning ones brain into a vegetable by doing nothing

I just sat at home vegetablising

by Caz6277 April 19, 2016