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Vanessa

Vanessa is the man. You don't dare talk back or have an opinion of your own. Vanessa's like to say one thing but mean the other and they do it with ease. Vanessa is the type to not have a personality of their own so they will absorb everyone's around them. You think they're cool but they'll throw you under the bus just as soon as they're done with you.

They are controlling and manipulative so watch your heart. They are well guarded by a feminine significant other, don't believe them either.

Vanessa's are the type of guy to demand everything from you and then suck you dry just before the discard. Don't go in the bathroom at work if they're in there.

Vanessa's are easily caught in their own web of lies if you pay attention..
Look there's Vanessa, trying to make herself look better than she is again.
by Truthcowboy November 4, 2022
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A tiny cute human , a unicorn Ney an alien out of this world just fax here she smile suddenly your depression goes away also v nice in the sack ngl they do be like that tho.
He was sad yesterday , today he's a different person since he met Vanessa today
by Butterjikinguy November 23, 2021
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a girl who is extremely physical, touches when talking etc..
she is also in-tune with her sexual desires, a main requirement for this type of girl a predominate private area ie. big bulges make her day, she likes an excess mouth or handful...
very talkative, and dramatic, an all around good time!
Vanessa will upon first meeting give you a friendly greeting, n a not so subtle assessment of your assets is not uncommon (for males: bulge, penis area / for females: a look at the chicken breast region).
by snook tits May 2, 2010
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The hottest girl around, most always has a sexy round butt and would rather perform oral than go to an ice cream shop as long as she gets to swallow. She lost her innocence at fourteen and her virginity at 15. She is almost always seductive yet got what she has by hard work and dedication to her vocation. She is kind and compassionate.
so you want the ultimate pleasure? Then Vanessa
by poppedercherry February 6, 2010
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Adrienne's bestest buddy in the entire world. She can be a pain in the butt sometimes, but I love her all the same. (So do you, in case you didn't know. Heh.)
Vanessa gave me the biggest, coolest birthday "card" in the world.
by YoAdrienne!!! March 9, 2009
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a skinny prostitute that lives in bois pants. she likes to play with their ding dongs and sucks their toes
damn Vanessa is a slut!
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Vanessa has blue eyes. Not brown eyes. Her eyes will see into your soul and treat you with utmost kindness. You get vibes from those eyes, man. They will always look upon you with care but also a fun-loving spirit. It be contagious, man. When you look at her the world almost starts spinning--it's like there are two of her at once. She's also a genius and will change the world but isn't making a big deal out of it. If she's making a big deal out of it her name's not Vanessa. Again, blue eyes. Yeet. Oh, and she slim-thiqq, like them Dairy Queen shakes, or Culver's Concrete Mixer.
I just saw a flit of beauty...grace...of great listening.... must have been Vanessa
by kittymahmaw May 30, 2019
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