Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.

JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.

by OZRA April 3, 2025

vanced

An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.

Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck

by gunnar greve fan club March 13, 2022

Vance

The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking

Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll

by Vance69 July 29, 2024

Vance

loved by african americans.

you seen vance?

that man is loved by them blacks

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

Vance

loved by african americans

yall seen vance?

that man loved by them big black men

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021

Vance

Performing a sexual act with an ordinary, every-day object which is not designed for sexual acts.

“That tree has a hollow in the side, I wonder if a squirrel lives in it?” “If it does, it’s gonna get a nut because I’m going to Vance that trussy!”

“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”

by bear_horns July 29, 2024