utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

utah fire hydrant by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011

Utah Snowcone 

Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.

Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.

Utah Snowcone by itwasthatguy August 28, 2009

utah cliffhanger

This is when a women is sucking your dick and you blow your load on her chin, as it drips off her chin you catch it in your mouth, then you proceed to pushing her off the edge of the bed.

My head still hurts from that utah cliffhanger.

utah cliffhanger by Ryan Cox and Earnie Eggers September 2, 2007

utah jazz fan 

a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.

Utah Jazz Fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.

utah jazz fan by Basketball Expert September 12, 2017

Utah Speed Limit 

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

Utah Speed Limit by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

Utah Hot Coffe 

The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.

I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.

Utah Hot Coffe by do me tonight April 29, 2009

Utah Ugly Duckling 

The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.

Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.

Utah Ugly Duckling by Thanatos Nex March 6, 2010