turtle

Verb: the act of fist pounding someone and continuing to duck your fist underneath his. While performing the act you would say turtle as your hand is going below. Causing the person on the receiving end to appear stupid.

"Oh dude way to go" (offer fist pound and continue with turtle motion) "oh shit, I got you with the turtle bitch"

by o-gizzle April 30, 2010

Turtling

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 7, 2009

turtle

(n) really funny person who acts slow like a turtle in class

Tom: Wow turtle says the dumbest things, but they are so funny.

by Chris Wold April 24, 2008

Turtling

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae February 14, 2012

Turtle

Short for Awkward Turtle.
To feel uncomfortable

A: I wonder what is going on through John's head
B: I dunno, I didnt know he was like that..
'John walks up'
John: Hey guys whats up
A & B: Woow, fucking turtle...

by Wuz Like December 18, 2008

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 11, 2003

turtle

A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.

I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.

by D-Money August 6, 2003