tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.

by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009

tug boat

The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.

look at that Tug Boat leading that poor guy

by Bob Floamer April 28, 2005

Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.

His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia

by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.

I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

by MegaBuffo November 3, 2017

Tugboating

The act of giving a man a reacharound hand job whilst motorboating his ass.

Girl, I just got laid. Some freaky shit. Tugboating and everything! reacharound motorboat

by Jack "Slippery Knuckles" Hunt May 23, 2014

tug boat

a form of pleasing ones self usually male but in the event of an oversized clit can be performed on a woman

I gave myself a tug boat 15 times yesterday! My penis hurts so bad now.

by tug boat January 5, 2009