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turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.
Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.
by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006
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ass tucker

its a boss or supervisor that steals your ideas or take credit for your work. And then talks shit about you to your coworker or his boss
He work for bp as a company man his a real ass tucker
by 74*wtf October 25, 2016
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Waist Trap Tucker

One who conceals his boner by doubling up his underwear waistband or sometimes even wearing two pairs in order to trap the tumescent trunk. Thus allowing said deviant the ability to roam the streets without arousing suspicion or exposing his desire to tame the beast.
Photographer: 'OK I think we got the shot, girls. Let's break for 10 minutes while I reload. Hot! Hot! Hot!'

Ballerina 1: "Francesca, I swear that pervert has a sock in his pants or something. Ewww. He kept hiding it behind his tripod"

Ballerina 2: "For sure. Like, he must be a 'Waist Trap Tucker' or something. Gross."
by White Walker January 18, 2013
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Turkey Nuts

After you shoot your wad and are totally spent, your nut sack hangs low and loose.
Man, after last night with Jeanette I have a major case of turkey nuts
by Master Mike May 31, 2006
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Shou Tucker

Shou Tucker is the Sewing-Life Alchemist from the popular anime/manga Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkinjutsushi). He is one of the more disliked characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, as he took his daughter Nina and the family dog Alexander and made a chimera out of them.

In the manga, Shou, being a state alchemist, is killed by Scar. Nina is also killed.

In the anime, Shou was arrested and supposedly executed. (Nina was killed by Scar.) But really, the military kept him alive and put him in Laboratory 5 to work on creating the Philosopher's Stone. While in Lab 5, Shou made numerous attempts to bring back Nina as a human-looking chimera, and ended up turning himself into one. Shou later escapes from Lab 5 and ends up working with the homunculus and deadly sin Greed, and later betrays him and goes back to the military, working under the command of Frank Archer. Shou also betrays Archer and goes to work in an abandoned building to try and bring back his daughter. He succeeds, but the Nina he brings back is a soulless doll. Shou is last seen wandering back down into the depths of the abandoned building, muttering nonsense things and being delusional.
Shou Tucker is a crazy bastard. But that's why I luff him so. <3
by Kiyi May 12, 2006
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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006
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Turkey Sub

A turkey sub is how we roll in P-town. A gesture of greeting, joy, or excitement. Involves one person giving a high-five and another giving them a fist. When the high-five meets the fist, the magic of the turkey sub is formed.

Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.

Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.

Can also be found in a 12-inch version.
by Leonard Washington June 1, 2004
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