big truck syndrome

1. when someone with a small dick compensates by driving around in a large truck or a hummer or something
2. compensation for a lack of confidence with big talk, large wads of cash, trophy women
3. a dickless wonder

Stan: Check out my new big, red truck. Impressive, ain't it?
Bob: Whaddaya got big truck syndrome or sumfin'? Big truck, little penis ... ha!

by big kiss June 11, 2006

trucker pills

Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.

Tom had to pull a three-day run to make it to St. Louis under deadline, so he popped some trucker pills and powered through the night

by jacky_boy November 27, 2009

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

Back up the brink's truck

A term said by Chris D'elia, it's when one strives to make so many stacks of cash, that they would need a brink's truck for it. The more stacks one makes, more backup for said brink's truck

Guy 1: "Why does Adam Sandler star in such awful films?"
Guy 2: "Hey, gotta back up the brink's truck somehow baby!"

by T2425 June 22, 2018

Tricareatops

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.

Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!

by FML FML FML October 1, 2019

Pennsylvania tow truck

Any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, lassos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. Excludes actual tow trucks.

Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.

{While driving on an on-ramp to I-70 in Pennsylvania}

Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!

Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.

by Notorious REB August 3, 2011

Duh! Big Red Truck

1. A vehicle used by fire people

2.Term used when telling a blonde joke.

There was a fire and a blonde called the fire dept. The Fire Department asked how to get to her house. She replied, "DUH! Big Red Truck!"

by beachyblondy January 11, 2007