Blue Tubes

The female equivalent of blue balls

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.

by Sailey Bchroeter January 4, 2019

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touching tubes

In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.

That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.

If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.

Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.

Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.

"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."

by Klendathu_Jones June 30, 2019

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ishan tubes

Ishan tubes is an organisation offering best services and products at best offers.
They are customer satisfaction oriented people and do there best to please their customers
Deals in Apollo pipes , apollo tubes, delta faucets , roca sanitary ware and other plumbing related products

ISHAN TUBES IS TRUSTWORTHY OR NOT ?

by Ishantubes November 28, 2021

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Tribes Vengeance

1. A Horrid game based on Tribes 2 ,
graphics are good, but gameplay is shitty.
Lamers fire instant kill weapons into bases and kill ANYBODY that spawns, vehicles are useless, weapons do WAY to much damage, move WAY to fast, armors move WAY to fast, has almost no good servers at all, got rid of the dedicated server for things like browsers, ACTUAL clan browser/player browser T-mail (like E-mail), having to log in, etc

also, it got rid of one of the best parts of Tribes 2, the TEAMPLAY, for instance in Tribes 2 if you went into a enemy base (which were HUGE in Tribes 2 compared to Tribes Vengeance) you'd die in a minute or two.
in T:V you will die after about 10.
T:V also got rid of the almost perfect engine Tribes 2 ran on, Torque.

T:V also got rid of the in-game easy to use level editor.

T:V is a piece of junk compared to Tribes 2

1. T:V Is horrid, a rip-off, has very little players, and very bad mod-community (there are only like 3 mods for the game so far despite being out for over 2 years)

by Saber June 11, 2005

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Tubesock

While often referred to as the type of sock horny men ejaculate into and do stupid things with afterwards (See other Tubesock related articles), it can also be used to insult your fellow man, or woman, by calling them that which is often jizzed into. See example...

Natalie: I feel so good today.
Nex: You're a Tubesock!
Natalie: Go die, fagmouth

by YeurMauther October 25, 2010

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