traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.

Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.

by TheActionJackson December 7, 2013

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

redneck traffic jam

A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.

I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.

by TTM September 6, 2005

swagg-traffic

The build up of slow walking gangsta kids, who stand in the middle of school hallways talking, dapping etc., which makes other kids late to class.

Definition by N.W - THS

Teacher: - Do you have a pass for why you were late to class?

You: - Sorry, there was alotta swagg-traffic in the main lobby.

by Dictionary of Swagg October 20, 2010

traffic lights

a toking game. Usually one toke pass, but you dont breathe out until you are next passed the doochie. See ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.

We only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?

by grief March 15, 2004

traffic

Traffic was a rock band formed in the 1960s which featured Steve Winwood on vocals.

"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" is one of Traffic's best songs.

by Analog Kid January 7, 2006

catch me in traffic

You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.

Bitch, catch me in traffic.

by shelly01 August 31, 2006