Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Tornato

anal injury caused by rough sex in the manhole.
Typically a gay term but can work for either sex.
See anal rippage.

Guy/Girl 1: Are you ok? You look like you're walking a bit funny.
Guy/Girl 2: Oh my God you have no idea! A guy from the sauna fucked my manhole so hard last night that I got a Tornato.
Guy /Girl 1: Oh man! I hate when that happens. Use some lube next time!!!

by breadthief January 11, 2016

disgruntled smoke tornado

The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.

Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?

by TrE3333 October 27, 2010

Tornadoing

It is a sex move in which you have a really strong, big dick, stick it in your bitches pussy, then pick her up with your dick and swing her around hella fast until it makes enough wind power to rip off the roof of the child molester van you are Tornadoing her in.

Friend: Dude what happened to your sick ass van.
You: Oh, haha I was Tornadoing my bitch in it.

by gdsgbc.f. dyjbfrhndwetik March 3, 2015

torny

When one is tired, but horny.

"Ahhh man, I'm so tired, yet so horny. I'm torny."

by slicklaroo December 11, 2007

Tongan Tornado

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.

Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.

by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010

Tornado Jockey

One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".

See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video

Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?

Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012