Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

Toilet sniff

The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.

Was that you toilet sniffing before?

by 0h0k July 16, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a series of animated videos created by the YouTuber DaFuq?Boom. The audience usually consists of 3 year olds and grown men looking to capitalise of trends popular with toddlers.

Toddler 1: *drools* skibidi dop dop dop, i am a toilet!
Toddler 2: skibidi toilet dop yes yes yes toilet

by balistah August 20, 2023

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

toilet fag

A sick faggot who worships Normal, Str8 Men and wants to do whatever it takes to please or entertain a Real Man, including being His urinal, spittoon and shit-hole.

Every Str8 Man needs a good toilet fag to swallow all of His waste.

by pj-toiletfag October 1, 2006

toilet reverb

the acoustic effect a crapper has on a fart. when one farts into said toilet it echoes inside the bowl thus increasing the volume a considerable amount. this is not unlike yelling into a cave.

i was trying to stealthily take a dump at my girlfriends house but thanks to the toilet reverb she broke up with me.

by kinitsu hayabusa November 21, 2010

Toilet Aerobics

The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m.

Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do some toilet aerobics to drop that bomb.

by Limerick Queen September 26, 2008