Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you

by Regis March 5, 2008

Toast

An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.

-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"

-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"

by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010

Toast

After something has been exterminated in the case of an unanimated object but for an animated object something that "is toast" has been beaten severely.

Knowing that something will be beaten severely or marred: "Man, he shouldn't touch his girlfriend like that or he is toast!"

by Stylux May 13, 2005

toast

it is the best with the likes of wordbacon/word, wordgravy/word and wordmaple syrup/word.

IT RULES!!!

"toast is great with ham and beans and cheese and JABLEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by bacon July 21, 2003

toast

Marijuana Buds, refering to the procurment of such drug.

The toast I bought last night was very potent!

by Sam Sneed December 26, 2008

toasted

being pissed off, angery,mad.

man i was toasted after the eagles lost in the playoffs

by cootercack January 12, 2010

Toast

A word to replace the word "Porn" in everyday conversations. Describing the type of "Toast", as well as how it is cooked and prepared determines what type of "Toast" you have "eaten".

"Man, I 'ate' so much 'French Toast' last night!" means "Man, I watched so much French Porn last night!

"Dude, that's sick... 'Burnt Toast with peanut butter and jelly'?" means "Dude, that's sick... black bsdm scat?"

by Valmarn May 3, 2010