by Hikergirl April 28, 2020
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A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
by Tech-priest April 20, 2022
Get the Toaster fucker mug.An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.
From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."
by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007
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by Axl DS January 16, 2005
Get the Toaster Mage mug.by keyzersoze August 5, 2009
Get the Toaster Oven mug.A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
Get the Toaster Mafia mug.The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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