one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything
by tbrutal March 15, 2009
A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.
Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
Jack: "I would be honored!"
by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016
by jewed-star October 04, 2010
1. Edude
by squadsquadyt September 06, 2019
The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.
So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!
by Jeff Steves June 25, 2011
A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.
Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.
Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.
"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"
by bluegirl January 31, 2008
A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.
"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."
"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"
"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"
by MrTaterCat February 07, 2012