We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Mr. Tonight

an 80's cover band based out of Lubbock, Texas. They will melt your face with their sheer awesomeness.

Hey, let's go get our faces melted by Mr. Tonight!

by rub dub June 30, 2006

Mac Tonight

A mascot for McDonald's in the '80s who has a moon for a goddamn head.
Later ruined when turned into the racist meme known as Moonman.

Remember those obscure Mcdonald's Mac Tonight commercials from the '80s?

by PepsiManiac May 12, 2019

Big 60 Tonight

To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.

My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 24, 2005

tonightable

to label a girl as a tramp; to class as acceptable for a one night stand

"That girl aint hot but she is tonightable"

by Irish Bastard March 10, 2008

Chicken Tonight

Very catchy acoustic song by PG and DS.

"i'm having chicken tonight" "I believe in a thing called sauce!"

by Jenny February 3, 2005

Sorry, I've got plans tonight.

Get the idea loser, they hate you. They never liked you. They don't wanna hang with you. Block em.

'Sorry, I've got plans tonight.' says qwa.

by Ihatekpop August 1, 2018