MS-Paint made-in game in wich you have to kill toy-creatures. Inside a creature you can found anything you want(from money to things that I'm not going to say here)
-Oh! Holy hell! I've found a toothpick inside this dwarf!
-Hey, Mike, need back up here, there are seven dwarfs and also is snowhite...
-Hey, Mike, need back up here, there are seven dwarfs and also is snowhite...
by Zimmund-Froid August 22, 2003
Get the Tibia mug.When you take an entire box of laxitives and drink a bottle of food coloring, then procede to spin in circles as you "sherbet" violently all over the room.
by Mat Hall May 5, 2008
Get the tibetan sherbet swirl mug.The most awesome MMORPG ever. The only other definition I see denounces the game. I assure you, the beginning island is indeed Hell. Things improve GREATY on the mainland. Very few people steal kills/loot, No one spams the way they do on the newb island, and your variety in items and creatures is far greater.
Tibia player: Fear me, for I play Tibia.
Non-tibia player: You r teh pwnz0r. Room service! You want towel? You want toilet papeh? You want sucky sucky? I <3 you!
Non-tibia player: You r teh pwnz0r. Room service! You want towel? You want toilet papeh? You want sucky sucky? I <3 you!
by Eduardo Sanchez May 13, 2005
Get the tibia mug.Basically, One of the oldest and coolest MMORPG's out there. Many US servers have been overrun by roaches(brasilians,mexicans). Tibia can run on almost any computer. Depeniding on the world. you will find oneo f three things. Power Abusers, Player Killers, Or N00bs. Power abusers usually use their high level and ability to kill you almost anywhere to rule said server. Player killers are like power abuser's, but they kill for fun. And noobs are just new to the game, or aren't new, but act like douchebags anyway. in the past couple years, the creators have modified the game to an extent where it's fair, but you get boned at the same time. Especially if you are a mage(druid/sorcerer)
Tibia Power Abuser: Noob, leave or die.
Tibia Noob. ok,plz don't kill me.
Tibia Player Killer: Look! someone we can kill! kill it!! <proceeds to kill noob and PA>
Tibia Noob. ok,plz don't kill me.
Tibia Player Killer: Look! someone we can kill! kill it!! <proceeds to kill noob and PA>
by Tarashuko March 17, 2009
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What You Need To Know About China's Occupation of Tibet
Genocide and human rights
Since 1950, an estimated 1.2 million Tibetans have been killed by the Chinese.
China has ratified a number of UN conventions, including those related to
torture and racial discrimination, and yet has repeatedly violated these in
China and Tibet.
Education
Chinese has replaced Tibetan as the official language. Young Tibetans are being
re-educated about their cultural past, with references to an independent Tibet
being omitted.
Lack of religious freedom
The 1982 Constitution of the People's Republic of China guarantees freedom of
religious belief, but China seeks to restrict the numbers of monks and nuns
entering monasteries and to discredit the religious authority of Dalai Lama.
The child recognised as the reincarnation of the Panchen Lama was rejected and
the Chinese installed their own candidate.
Resource exploitation
China's predominant interest in Tibet is no longer ideological, but is based
on resource extraction and land for Chinese colonists.
Mining and mineral extraction is the largest economic activity in both U'Tsang
and Amdo and at least one-half of Tibet's natural forest has gone since Chinese
occupation.
Chinese migration
Long-term Chinese settlement in Tibet has been deliberately encouraged, with the
result that Tibetans are in the minority in many areas.
Independent research puts the number of Chinese in the TAR at 5 - 5.5 million
versus 4.5 million Tibetans; in Kham and Amdo, Chinese outnumber Tibetans many
times over.
Chinese traders are favoured by lower tax assessments and the dominant position
of Chinese in government administration.
Genocide and human rights
Since 1950, an estimated 1.2 million Tibetans have been killed by the Chinese.
China has ratified a number of UN conventions, including those related to
torture and racial discrimination, and yet has repeatedly violated these in
China and Tibet.
Education
Chinese has replaced Tibetan as the official language. Young Tibetans are being
re-educated about their cultural past, with references to an independent Tibet
being omitted.
Lack of religious freedom
The 1982 Constitution of the People's Republic of China guarantees freedom of
religious belief, but China seeks to restrict the numbers of monks and nuns
entering monasteries and to discredit the religious authority of Dalai Lama.
The child recognised as the reincarnation of the Panchen Lama was rejected and
the Chinese installed their own candidate.
Resource exploitation
China's predominant interest in Tibet is no longer ideological, but is based
on resource extraction and land for Chinese colonists.
Mining and mineral extraction is the largest economic activity in both U'Tsang
and Amdo and at least one-half of Tibet's natural forest has gone since Chinese
occupation.
Chinese migration
Long-term Chinese settlement in Tibet has been deliberately encouraged, with the
result that Tibetans are in the minority in many areas.
Independent research puts the number of Chinese in the TAR at 5 - 5.5 million
versus 4.5 million Tibetans; in Kham and Amdo, Chinese outnumber Tibetans many
times over.
Chinese traders are favoured by lower tax assessments and the dominant position
of Chinese in government administration.
by Dalai Lama September 6, 2005
Get the Tibet mug.Like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy "double ejaculation" from focused working of the scrotum, testicles, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. Usually requiring more than an hour "session" the scrotum is restrained and pulled taught and the testicles aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to porn. Once in full goon, the recipient at the whim of the other partner/partners will suddenly and uncontrollably orgasm upon release of the restraint while the testicles are pushed firmly against the pelvis and held in place. It is not uncommon for the recipient to experience double the number of usual contractions, sometimes more. This techinque is know to reduce or eliminate the usual refractory period post orgasm resulting in an ability to experience multiple orgasms thereafter. According to tradition, some nomadic Tibetians incorporated this as part of a cleansing ritual when combined with meditation and psych inducing beverages. Long a closely held secret among a select few high priced underground BDSM practitioners, the Tibetian Ball Drainer has reportedly been the most expensive item on the menu of services commanding over $2000/hr. Experienced practitioners state they can keep client in a suspended state of ejaculation whereby a firm slapping of the testicles while under restraint results in an involuntary release without ejaculation spasms. The resulting heightened sense of arousal is reputed to last for up to 3 days.
by BigJakeCarlson November 24, 2016
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