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Threadipede

A threadipede is the long white thread that hangs down from your cut-off blue jeans shorts and brushes against the back of your leg in such a way that it causes you to think that an insect has just landed on you.
Daniel thought that he was about to be stung by a horsefly, but he immediately relaxed once he realized that it was only a threadipede.
by Bullseye Warrior July 27, 2009
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I swear im not aware of my meanness!
I just want a loyal partner who will have me change my undies when we fight, when we make out, when we talk about life, you know. That to me puts EveryThing in perspective and reminds me of how we're here, unasked, uninvited, and how absurd, bizarre life actually is (like, look at the shit we have to fight for, look at what we're still having to deal with, the rat racing, money chasing, fame embracing). If you have me change my undies (lose control), you'll make me smile and that smile i can preserve and let it thread its way into any circumstance in "life".
by Krkič February 16, 2020
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Thread bomber

An individual who constantly drops thread bombs in online forums or message boards that kill any future comments. Thread bombers may be clueless people who honestly think they are adding to the discussion or douchebags who intentionally ruin the thread.
That girl I added keeps posting the most awkward things on all my friends comments. I should unfriend that thread bomber.
by Cerberus66 August 12, 2010
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THE place where the "IN" crowd goes to chat up a storm when they are board and not busy with their fulfilling lives as wife/mom/student/professional, unlike the haven where all the rejects of the board go to commiserate over their failures in life.
I go to the "big thread" to chat with all the great gifted gals there when time permits from my busy schedule.

The women of the "big thread" are so smart, intelligent and beautiful.
by Ms. Hott June 28, 2004
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Epic Threads

A suave, urbane clothing line commonly seen at department stores, such as Macy's. Despite the low prices, their clothing are (comparably) of high quality and sleek, sexy looks.
Epic Threads - perfect for indulging your kid's whines for cool apparel without breaking the bank.
by Shoppin4Win October 16, 2010
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Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.
Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.
by Gary Needle April 20, 2013
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Nice threads guy! Lookin pimp!
by Mrs007 March 2, 2009
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