bum thief

sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford

im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me

by JOHN MOSS May 27, 2004

poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002

Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)

Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!

by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009

Lighter Thief

A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.

that joo is such a lighter thief!

by jk567856785678 February 27, 2012

Sneak-Thief

A sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in Skyrim. Hold Guards spend much of their time talking down to sneak-thieves.

"Hands to yourself, sneak-thief."

by Aghabajab February 14, 2012

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 04, 2016

Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 12, 2019