poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002

bum thief

sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford

im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me

by JOHN MOSS May 27, 2004

Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)

Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!

by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009

Lighter Thief

A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.

that joo is such a lighter thief!

by jk567856785678 June 18, 2012

Sneak-Thief

A sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in Skyrim. Hold Guards spend much of their time talking down to sneak-thieves.

"Hands to yourself, sneak-thief."

by Aghabajab April 4, 2012

Oxygen thief

A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.

A thicko.

A cretin.

A moron.

"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"

by Spaz hand August 27, 2018

steez thief

A person who sees your style one day and the VERY NEXT DAY tries to imitate what your style is to them and does it poorly while turning around and trying to say that your the poser.

"I went into 5th period this afternoon and guess who I saw wearing a skate shirt and ripped up shoes; yeah the same kid that was wearing glasses and a polo yesterday with dress shoes.... what a steez thief." thief, steez,unoriginal, faggot

by fugglybitch92 October 30, 2015