bum thief

sum1 who steals anal virginaty and likes gay sex
invented by joe bedford

im not walkin home in case sum bum thief gets me

by JOHN MOSS May 27, 2004

poonie thief

a guy that steals chicks from other guys

alex is a poonie thief

by violent jay July 14, 2002

Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)

Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!

by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009

Lighter Thief

A joo who is notorious for stealing peoples lighters.

that joo is such a lighter thief!

by jk567856785678 June 18, 2012

Sneak-Thief

A sneak-thief is any type of stealthy, ninjaesque, tricksy, pickpockety character in Skyrim. Hold Guards spend much of their time talking down to sneak-thieves.

"Hands to yourself, sneak-thief."

by Aghabajab April 4, 2012

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Nitro Thief

1. Someone who takes Discord Nitro drops when they already have 14 months worth.

2. Bea

Stop it, get some help Nitro Thief.

by LeilaNoxid March 11, 2021