pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

wind fluffle

A wind fluffle is a fluffle that is caused by a strong wind which messes up one's hair.

Jasmine looked precious when she was wind fluffled after sticking her head out of the car window.

by Aristeo March 11, 2009

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

bucket of wind

One's ability to speak for long durations.

"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."

People who monologue have big buckets of wind.

by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017

wind twirly

A wind twirly is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

example: They've issued a wind twirly warning for this area.

by Random10203 September 16, 2018

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018