Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny

You really messed her up you Fanny whacker

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Tally Whacker

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

African Bush Whacker

A black guy who beat his meat to much

Tyrone down the street is a African Bush Whacker

by FluffyBRabbit April 22, 2021

Pussy whacker

When your droopy balls smack against someone's pussy.

Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.

Guy 2: I don't think I know that.

Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...

Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.

Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...

Guy 2: Oh...

Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.

Guy 2: (Laughs)

Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.

by Imjustgrumpy ;) March 4, 2021

daiquiri whacker

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.

She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!

by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023