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Pakistani Wedding

A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.
Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.
by cleves July 8, 2023
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The Wedding Year

(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
by DearUniverse June 13, 2016
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Jandal Wedding

The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.
Vaiea had a jandal wedding last week cause he got his girlfriend knocked up.
by mrsandman47 March 6, 2010
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Nathan's Wedding

A name given to something surprising, that you never thought would happen.
"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"

Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
by ThomasTheGnome July 3, 2023
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Rush Wedding

Compound Noun
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.

Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
Andrew and Victoria had a Rush Wedding before they could move in together.
by Mt Rushmore April 29, 2020
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abroad wedding

What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding

(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”

Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
by SM302 February 12, 2023
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The wedding special

It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
by ImJustSomeDude August 23, 2022
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