Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.

dayum. That girl so getting a scone

by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020

Scone

A sweet biscuit, as in lady bits. AKA pussy or vag.

Hey baby you wanna taste of this scone? Sure do because that's one sweet biscuit.

by trexy69 June 24, 2016

Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023

Scone

gay code word for "blowjob"

Sean told his wife he was meeting Isaac for coffee and "scones"

by Corock July 29, 2015

Scone

the greatest and bestest man in the world

john (SCONE) scott frae hawick

by SCPNE February 9, 2008

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

scone

A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!

Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!

I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!

"Scone!"

by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008